Dylan Dakota

unleonardo:

Honestly I’m such a catch and if you don’t have at least a little crush on me its ur loss

(via 50shadezofcarter)

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

(via untexting)

frickdun:

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

(via pandora)

theproblematicblogger:

I hate group projects im serious. I hate them. Just let me do the work just give it to me. Dont make my grade depend on the person sitting next to me they’re a moron. 

(via untexting)

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

(via untexting)

benadrylpapi:

Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

(via untexting)

grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

(via pandora)

otpfeelz:

i dont know why i’m so shocked that everyone’s getting murdered on a show called ‘how to get away with murder’ but i am

(via alecjasonn)